Out of Context: “Ahh… feels so good…”

Yesterday was the big day. Everyone got up way too early to open presents, guests arrived in the afternoon, and the celebration continued late into the evening. Still, you made the effort to get up before the break of dawn this morning to get in line to take advantage of the sales. But now, at last, you’re back home, and it’s quiet, and all you want to do is…

But there’s no rest for the wicked…